GRAND DESIGNS

Work continues on the re-building of Wilson's 'Museum', and he continues to micro-manage every detail of the work.

He is considering calling 'Mr Kevin' (Kevin McCloud from Channel 4's Grand Designs programme) assuming that Channel 4 will pay for all the work.

I told him I'm not sure that's how it works.

He took this news pretty well, and said that he'd contact 'Mr Keith' (Keith Lemon from ITV's Through The Keyhole) instead, as the publicity would be 'priceless!' and he'd like to meet 'Mr Keith' because he is 'totes hilarious' and also 'v. good at what he does!'

Many aspects of this work are troubling me, but in particular I can't help wondering where all the old Museum's exhibits are – before it was demolished it was stuffed full of old rubbish (not to mention a Killer Robot), none of which is now anywhere to be seen…