FIRST EDITION

Following the consumption of much (manifestly NON-diet) food, Wilson and his Literary Agent Antony have just shown me the first dummy of his Celebrity Diet Book.

I had to express some doubt over Wilson's use of the word 'Fad' in the title – he had assumed that it was a wholly positive term because people were always talking about Fad Diets, but once he'd Googled it he agreed that it should go.

After much deliberation and discussion, he and Antony have agreed upon a new title:  

The Wilson Vermilingua Celebrity Eat-As-Much-As-You-Like Diet Book.