CHILLIN'

Back in our room at the hotel, Wilson opened the MiniBar fridge for a gin and was very surprised to find Antony and TT inside.

'Hi, guys!' Wilson said, 'What are you doing in there?'

'You put us here,' Antony replied, rather testily, ''to keep us cool during the heatwave.'

'Really? I don't remember. So, are we cool?'

'We're not cool – we're frozen!' TT said. 

I thought I could hear his teeth chattering, but of course, anteaters don't have teeth. 

Especially plush toy anteaters.

'Anyway,' Wilson continued breezily, 'there's something I've been meaning to ask you – do you know any jokes about helicopters?'

TT thought for a moment, then said, 'As far as I know, there are two helicopter jokes; one is completely stupid, one is too rude for me to repeat, and neither of them is the least bit funny.'

Wilson hurried off to get his iPad to Google the rude joke…