JOB APPLICATION

Wilson has written a letter to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, explaining about the ‘miracle’ he thinks he witnessed and applying for the job of Pastafarian Saint.

Since the Church of Pastafaria is a satirical ‘religion’ founded to mock the teachings of creationists, I can only guess how his letter will be received.

What puzzles me even more is, how W knows the address of the Flying Spaghetti Monster…

Father Xmas [Santa Claus] perhaps, but an actual deity – albeit a satirical one?