Estimates of the number of gods currently being venerated vary between just 15 and 330,000,000 (Hindus, eh?!) – but last Wednesday Wilson wrote a letter to one of them.
Not just ANY god – not even the god it would be most appropriate to write to on a Wednesday: Woden – W chose to write to the one god with the self-awareness to acknowledge that he [or she or it] is not real: the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Imagine my surprise, then, when this morning a reply arrived!
The postman rang at the door and handed it to me in person – not because of its sanctity, but because it had been posted with Insufficient Postage.
A Golden Seraphim would have been good, but times must be tight in Pastafarian Heaven if they can’t even afford stamps…
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