WILSON’S USP

Wilson, with the help of Byron and Nërp, continues to develop his Patent Pending Daylight Fireworks.

‘I shall call them SmokeWorks®™ New Dad!’ he told me brightly. 

As the smoke began to clear, Nërp handed Wilson the MkII Smokework. He placed it carefully in the fire bucket and lit the fuse.

Before long, what looked very like a percentage sign materialised in the air.


I was impressed, and said as much to Wilson, who beamed happily while explaining that the ‘%’ sign is the hardest letter to do. ‘If I can do a “%”’, he told me, ‘I can do anything!’

I hope the MkIII SmokeWork is about deodorising the terrible, choking miasma they give off…