I LOOK LIKE A CAPTAIN!

Wilson had a bit of a lie-in this morning, but when he came in to breakfast I had forgotten to remove the eye-patch I have to wear overnight. 

W saw it and laughed, telling me, ‘New Dad – you remind me of that Captain on TV… oh, what’s his name?’

‘Captain Jack Sparrow?’ I suggested, hopefully. ‘Captain Jean-Luc Picard maybe?’

‘I’ve got it!’ he exclaimed: ‘Captain Mainwearing – you know, the pompous old bloke out of Dads’ Army!’

Chuckling to himself, he then produced a bulging wallet of photographs, removing them one by one to show to me, illustrating his unsatisfactory sojourn at the zoo…