WINTER OLYMPICS

Wilson and Nërp are busy watching the Winter Olympics on TV. 

The sTone Brothers are keeping well out of the way, fearing that they might be pressed into service as Curling Stones.

You may remember Wilson glueing door-handles to their heads during the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics, and they've been a bit resentful ever since...

Nërp must be thinking that Wilson spends his whole life just watching TV, whereas in fact... Oh! Well, perhaps he'd have a point!

In other news, Tiny Toy has been chastised by The Bees for telling Robot Jokes, lest they make Nërp feel embarrassed or uncomfortable.

The joke went:

Q: Why are Robots shy?
A: Because they have hardware and software but no underware.

Nërp assured everyone that he was not in the least offended, but confessed that he had no understanding of the concept 'Joke' as he had been 'busy doing something else' on the day his Humour module was to have been installed...