PLAYTIME

Wilson and Nërp appear to be bonding well, although they spend a lot more time watching television than I'm really comfortable with.

This morning I turned the tv off and sent them round to the Children's Park to play together, get a bit of fresh air and work off some energy. 

Wilson had a good time, but Nërp just watched, complaining that W was using his energy very inefficiently. 

He suggested that W should decide whether he wants to be at the top of the slide or the bottom, and stay there – not keep chasing round in a circular, repetitive and energy-costly routine which will inevitably result in an Efficiency Shortfall.

Wilson explained that the Sliding Down part was fun, but apparently Nërp doesn't have his Fun Module as he'd been 'otherwise occupied' on the day of installation.
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The Exclusive Free Stuff for Club Members should start appearing next Tuesday!
Something to look forward to, although I wouldn't get TOO excited – that can only lead to disappointment...