THE RIGHT ATTITUDE

Before introducing Nërp to the family Wilson had a word with everyone, impressing on them the need for an 'accepting attitude' – just because their new housemate is a bit different and bigger than them, there was no need to treat him any differently to anyone else.

Then he explained how, if they ever saw Nërp hurting anyone, or trying to turn anyone into a teddy-bear, they should shout, 'Nërp – STOP! Remember the First Law of Robotics (as modified by Wilson to include soft toys)!' 

He made everyone repeat this aloud until they were all word-perfect...