NAUGHTY OR NICE

Wilson has caught the children (some of whom – as he pointed out – are old enough to know better) singing the rude version of 🎶 Jingle Bells 🎶 and fears it will damage his Naughty/Nice Score with Father Xmas. 

Accordingly, he has given them a bit of a reprimand... even though he did find it quite funny.

However, just to be on the safe side, he has resolved to do something very generous tomorrow night – something involving Great Personal Sacrifice – which he hopes Father Xmas will take into account!

As for the Great Jam Label Referendum, he has decided that, like the Brexit Vote, the process was not Binding but merely Advisory. 

Also, since ALL the labels got at least one vote, he says that none of them should feel bad about themselves, because in a sense they are all Winners*!

However, he and Byron are now in the kitchen designing one final Label which will apparently be the Definitive Grass Jam Label...

* Or, by the same token, Losers