Now I remember why Wilson wanted the grass cuttings – it was so he could convert them into Grass Jam, a premium product made from waste!
He's managed to get most* of the smoke stains off the ceiling over the hob, and now he's in the dining room designing a label for his new conserve.
He says that getting the label design 'Just right' is a vital step in the marketing of a new foodstuff, 'Particularly if it's a Luxury Product!'
He considered for a moment, and added, 'Even more so if it doesn't taste all that good – I may need to market this as a "Sophisticated Acquired Taste".'
Once again, to W's great annoyance, everyone in the family considers themselves a Graphic Designer once the iMac is booted up... but at least he doesn't have to contend with the still-absent self-styled 'Design Maven' Uncle Zoltan!
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