ELECTRIC CAR

Once the boys had finished decorating the front of the house and the porch they still had some fairy lights left over – so they decorated... the CAR!

I wasn't best pleased when I saw it, exclaiming, 'We won't be able to drive anywhere now – we'll have to walk!'

But with a flourish, Wilson produced a reel of cable, with the words, 'Ta-Daa!'

'That's no use!' I complained, 'How far is that going to get us?'

'The end of the road,' Byron supplied, proudly. 'We've measured!'