Wilson reads it, and looks like he's seen a ghost.
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A question has arrived! It reads:
❝Dear Uncle Wislon
I share an apartment with a friend, and we can't go into the bathroom because there's a big spider in the bath.
What can we do?
Scared of Southease.❞
Wilson remarked that it's not the sort of 'profound and philosophically complex' question he'd been expecting, but £5 is £5 when all's said and done.
However, he said that he was fully aware of the onerous responsibility resting on his shoulders in formulating an appropriately helpful reply to this distressed soul.
He closed his eyes in deep thought for a couple of moments, before replying:
❝Dear Scared,
This is a serious problem. If your flat is rented, I suggest you ask your landlord to remove the spider for you, as it is clearly his legal responsibility.
However, if you own your flat, I'm afraid your only option is to move to somewhere less spidery.
I am sending you a free What Would Wilson Do? wristband kit, which I hope will help you and your friend.❞
Once he'd replied, he continued rehearsing his Ventriloquism Act with Mr Juicy the Talking Orange.
Tiny Toy whispers jokes to Wilson for Mr Juicy to tell, while Dave the Pig watches closely to see if he can detect W's lips moving.
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