PUMPKINS – THE FINAL CHOICE

Rather more quickly than I feared, a final choice of pumpkins has finally been made – one for Wilson and one for Byron – so now we're heading home to carve them.

Tomorrow I shall be on Taxi Duty while the boys attend to 'Last-minute Hallowe'en shopping' then on Monday I shall be off-duty while W and B arrange their 'Big Surprise for the Whole Village'.

I don't like surprises — they leave me feeling unprepared and anxious. 

Particularly I don't like the kind of surprises in which Wilson specialises, which often culminate in a visit from the police. 

Unsurprisingly, then, I fear the worst...