WHEELS UP!

Once I'd put Wilson's suitcase in the boot, I asked, 'Are Antony and TT ready to go?'

'They're not coming with us,' Wilson replied. 'I don't think I'd be very good company, and I wouldn't want to spoil their holiday.'

I popped back into the house and slipped them both in my pocket — I'll smuggle them away with us, just in case W regrets his decision once we arrive in Weston...