SQUIRTING

Energised by his candy-floss, Wilson worked off his sugar rush on a water-squirting game which involved him supplying drinks to jungle animals.

I think the theme of the game was actually to shoot the animals, but of course this never occurred to a good-natured conservationist like Wilson.

The sea gull, whose name, Wilson later informed me, was Andrew, sat on top of the stall squawking, 'Give me a go! Go on, it's MY turn now!'

Wilson told him that he would be getting a 'Very Big Drink' if he didn't 'Shut up and stop distracting me!'

Andrew replied, 'Go on then, I DARE you!' but due to the limited movement of the hose nozzle, W was sadly unable to make good on his threat...