They challenged a bunch of woodlice they found living in Wilson's Asteroid Shelter — and WON! Wilson refereed, but insists that was not the reason for the Bees' victory.
This is probably true, because (a) he doesn't understand any of the rules of football, and (b) he spent the entire match constantly blowing his Referee's Whistle — and after a few minutes everyone just ignored him.
Moreover, the woodlice had even less understanding of the game and its rules than Wilson, and couldn't kick very well*.
Immediately following the Final Whistle a celebration Victory Party ensued, in which much Waggle Dance Beer was consumed.
They're all sleeping it off now, but I predict a lot of headaches tomorrow.
Even while sleeping, Wilson won't relinquish his Referee's Whistle — it's still in his mouth, making a gentle wheezing sound as he breathes in and out...
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* they couldn't kick at all, actually, due to their very tiny legs
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