He'd only been gone 45 minutes or so, when I received a telephone call. From Security.
Apparently he'd been observed eating all the fruit from the 'Help Yourself: Free Fruit for Kids' display.
All the staff at Tesco know Wilson, so I protested that surely this was a minor misdemeanour; all he'd done was exceed the recommended number of items.
The Security Person cut me short. With a sigh, she said that unfortunately there was more.
Quite a LOT more...
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