17/04/2017

PILOT...

The Bee With The Star In Her Eye

Following last night's viewing of Doctor Who, Polly and Billi are pretending to be Heather and Bill, staring into their reflections in a puddle and saying, 'Something's wrong — but I don't know what!'


Wilson is The Doctor (obviously!) while Antony is being the Matt Lucas character whose name escapes me.


Oh, his name is Nardole, TT tells me — for a stuffed toy's stuffed toy, TT knows an awful lot.


Wilson is still a bit stuck on Ant Spray — The Musical. He's has been considering an adaptation The PhANTom Of The Opera, but finally rejected it on the grounds that there is only one tune in the whole show — it's a GOOD tune, but it's just not enough, and he's surprised Mr Lloyd Webber didn't spot that.


Alternatively, he wondered about My Fair Lady, where the famous swear-word could be changed to Blunk©®, thus popularising its use enormously. 


In other news, Wilson has announced that in order to encourage the use of the word Blunk©® he is willing to temporarily waive the 10p charge for saying it.



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