PORTRAIT ARTIST OF THE YEAR

I've just found Wilson drawing moustaches and various other facial accessories on the TV using the special Glass Marker he borrowed from the Bees. 

He's given Nigel Farage (or Nigel Farrago as W wittily calls him) the full works. 

I asked why he hadn't done President Trump, and he told me that he's too scared to get close to the screen when 'that man' is on. 

That's fair enough — I feel pretty much the same. 

However, I have confiscated the marker, and returned it to Polly.

I just hope he can get the drawings off the screen before I settle down to watch Person Of Interest and Broadchurch this evening...