CAR WASH

Today Wilson washed the car — which was very brave of him, considering his legendary dislike of water!

While he worked he kept his spirits up by singing a traditional car-washing song:

    🎶At the car wash, baby
    Talking about the car wash, yeah
    Come on y'all and sing it for me
    Car wash, woah, car wash yeah! 🎶

When he'd finished, he told me I shouldn't expect this to become a habit, as it was strictly a one-off.

He made a very nice job of it — shiny and streak-free — so as a reward I've lent him some of my History of Modern Art books... once he'd thoroughly dried himself off.

Also, I made him swear to me he would never get the new car sign-written.