WELCOME HERE — NOT

I've already had a word with Wilson about FlyPosting, but this morning I learned that he'd been out again, sticking up Uckfield Pound Welcome Here stickers on local shop windows.

Over the weekend I think I'll take him out to a nice meal, then when he's in a good mood, sated with food and drink, I'll break it to him that it has got to stop.

In other news, I should like to apologise to the late Sir John Betjeman for the dreadful title of Wednesday's Blog Post. :(