06/02/2017

TT’S JOKES — DAY 5

Uncle Zoltan has heard from Vogue UK Magazine about his application to be Editor!

They have asked him to send a full CV (Resumé) because just saying ‘I need a good salary so I can afford to buy my own hive and escape this hell-hole' is apparently insufficient reason to appoint him to this prestigious position...


TT's joke for today: 


'If a Police Dog is chasing you, try not to dive into a tunnel, then on to a see-saw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!'


No news yet of our iMac…

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