05/02/2017

TT’S JOKES — DAY 4

Wilson is dealing with his separation anxiety by comfort eating Belgian Buns. 

In spite of their inherent richness, he prepares them in the way his Mum, Mrs Vermilingua, taught him: he cuts the bun in half and covers each piece in slices of butter.


I wonder what they call Belgian Buns in Belgium? Or French Fancies in France? Or Brussels Sprouts in Brussels? Or… well, I expect you get the picture.


TT’s joke for today is:


“A dyslexic man walked into a bra…” 


Which at least has the benefit of brevity.

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