I don't think there's anything wrong with her eyes, rather that she thinks spectacles would lend her an air of gravitas and erudition. (Wilson has thought the same in the past, but he had to give up wearing them due to their constantly falling off.)
Through no fault of her own, Billi has a less-than-perfect mastery of the Roman Alphabet (which is why Uncle Zoltan or I usually type up the Bees' Blog) so Wilson has invented an ingenious Eye Test Chart for insects and amphibians, which he's certain will make him both rich and famous.
I can't help thinking that eye-tests for animals is a bit of a niche market, but time will tell...
However, if you've got a frog or lizard, maybe even a tarantula you think may have poor eyesight, please do get in touch.
Preferably with Wilson, not me!
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