DESKTOP PUBLISHING

Suggestions are invited for things Wilson can say about the anteater in his That's Not My Anteater book — so far, all he's got is:


     'That's not my anteater — his tongue isn't nearly long enough'
and
     'That's not my anteater — his fur isn't doormatty enough'

which is going to make for a slim volume, however thick the board it's printed on!

Uncle Zoltan's suggestion cannot be repeated in polite society.

Wilson's Assistant Editor Antony is busy, um, well... assisting with the editing I suppose, while Literary Agent TT naps until the book is ready for launch — when he will apparently leap into action. 

I'll believe that when I see it...