18/01/2017

MAKING MONEY

Wilson is finally making money... by printing it himself.

He has suggested launching a local currency, the Uckfield Pound: Lewes (which is but a few miles away) and Bristol both have their own Pound, so why not Uckfield? 


The advantage for Uckfield is that it would stimulate the local economy by encouraging shopping in small, independent and local shops, while from Wilson's point of view, he'll be able to print loads of money for himself and may finally achieve millionairehood! 


He's in the dining room with Antony, who is helping him design his new notes, which he is calling the U£.


I hope this won't be a repeat of the fiasco when he last released a 'parallel' currency, the Vermilingua or V-Note. 


Or when he tried to bail out the Greek economy...



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