I must say, they sound brilliant — though he hasn't read out any actual samples, just described how witty, funny and generally entertaining the speeches are once you've bought one. Judging by how long he took writing his Best Man speech, I'd guess they're pretty brief, too!
Today marks the debut of his new religious slot on Radio W: The Hour Of Prayer — a Pastafarian programme of Prayers and Pasta. According to his American friends, religious shows can generate a LOT of income!
Wilson just sits in front of the microphone, wearing his official Pastafarian Hat of Office (a colander), and talks to his listeners about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. His monologues consist almost exclusively of him reading out pasta-with-ants recipes, and occasionally declaiming (in a revivalist-preacher sort of voice) 'I have been touched by his Noodly Appendage!'
I'd be surprised if he can really keep this up for a whole hour...
In other news, today's Chase Question is:
'Does God Exist?
A: Yes;
B: No;
C: It depends what you mean by "exist".'
I'm not sure this is a suitable question for a popular afternoon quiz show, and religion can be quite a contentious issue — but what do I know?
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