DEAD AIR

Wilson is exhausted what with running Radio W non-stop for over a week then putting up the Xmas Lights yesterday, and last night — during the 9pm 'Late, Late Show' — he dozed off at the mic. 

I carried him gently to the Tumble Dryer to catch up on his sleep.

He roused himself briefly to tell me that the answer to yesterday's Chase question is 'The M26 is the shortest, at only 15.9km,' then he relapsed into a deep, deep sleep.

I don't think he'll be in any fit state to set Chase questions or play records until tomorrow at the earliest...