02/11/2016

THE CHASE

Every afternoon Wilson likes to settle down with a cup of coffee and a slice of cake to watch The Chase on ITV.

Lately he's been a bit worried about the host, Mr Bradley, who seems to have a very sore eye. He was thinking of contacting him to suggest using his Mum Mrs Vermilingua's sovereign remedy for everything, an Ant Poultice, when he suddenly had a moment of Satori!


Before introducing the 'Chaser' of the day Bradley Walsh always makes mocking jokes about them, caricaturing  Shaun Wallace as humourless and boring, Ann Hegerty as a cold, sexless monster, Mark Labbett as eating nothing but pies etc.


Wilson has decided to contact Mr Bradley offering to write his opening 'Chaser' jokes for him, on commission...



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