FIREWORKS NIGHT

In an attempt to break his Writers' Block, Wilson has been to the supermarket where he was outraged to find Giant Pumpkins, for which he'd paid £1.50, were now marked down to only 10p!

He's bought a trolley-load, telling me  that he'd be able to sell them at a huge profit next year in the run-up to Halloween.

In other news, there is no room in the freezer.

Right now he's in the back garden checking his bonfire for hedgehogs, and after lunch he's going to produce a spreadsheet for the fireworks display and accompanying barbecue. 

He likes everything to be done just right...