ANIMAL FOOD

Determined to have a word with Wilson about Dave the 'Tibetan Flying Pig', I strode over to the Anteater Food kiosk (Dave following at my heel) to confront him.

W pre-empted me with a cheery, 'Hello, New Dad — this is going well, isn't it? I expect you've come for a bag of Anteater Food, to feed the anteaters, yes?'

Caught off-guard, I handed over £2.00. Wilson replied, 'Thank you very much!' opened a bag of ants and proceeded to eat them.

'Mmmmm...' he said, 'These are delicious!'

Intrigued by the 'Eat Like An Anteater' Experience sign, I asked him about it.

He handed me a fresh bag of ants, instructing me, 'Don't use your hands — just eat them with your tongue! I'll finish up your leftovers, if you can't manage them all.'

After a moment I noticed his paw was extended, waiting for another £2.00...