Last night Wilson outlined his 'Primo New Idea' which is to supersede his failed Tomato Farm: The Uckfield Wildlife Petting Zoo and Anteater Experience.
This will apparently involve opening the garden to the public, who will be exposed to a number of Wild Animals and other money-relieving attractions.
I voiced some serious concerns about having wild animals in the garden, but W dismissed them out of hand saying that I was altogether too timorous where his money-making schemes were concerned.
Anyway, he and Byron are in the garden today — Byron is posing while Wilson paints his full-length portrait on a big piece of board.
I don't really know what it's for, but he's making a pretty good job of it, and it's keeping them both out of mischief, so really, apart from a bit of paint on the grass, what's the harm?
What's the worst that could happen?
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Wilson has asked me to remind you all that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day — you might want to keep your Pirate Translation App handy!
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