Because the first of the month falls on Saturday, when Wilson will be opening his famous so-called Wildlife Park, we have kindly agreed to do our Guest Blog early. Just this once. On account of it being slightly our fault that his Tomato Farm died.
Let no-one say bees are not flexible.
Also kind. Obviously.
Although we did draw the line when Wilson asked us to appear in his Wildlife Zoo pretending to be Wild Hornets, and stinging people so he could sell them his over-priced Sting Balm. We do have standards, you know.
How we ARE helping is by collecting parking money from his visitors. Wilson says we look a bit like Parking Wardens already, what with being yellow-and-black, but we think the Parking Warden Hats are a tiny bit demeaning.
We preferred the Nurses Uniforms we wore before, but you can't collect parking money in a nurse's uniform — it would get the NHS a bad name!
Wilson's New Dad has got a cold — this means he's a bit grumpy most of the time, but his nose has turned red which is quite funny! However, we try not to laugh because, well... Caring Profession. Nurses, not Parking Wardens.
We've given him some Royal Jelly, so he should soon be right as rain. Whatever that means.
Anyway, we've been the bees and we'll see you next month. Until then, BEEEEEEE GOOD!
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