THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

Between writing down jokes (while TT was gasping for breath) Wilson confided to me that, just because he didn't understand most of the jokes didn't mean he couldn't monetise them. 

He plans to try selling them to tv comedians; people like Michael Mcintyre and Bradley Walsh, both of whom he really likes. He says it will be a convenient way of getting rich because he can do it from the comfort of his bed.

TT took a deep breath and started up again:

'So, there was a mathematician who had a cattle farm. He had 198 cows, but when he rounded them up he had 200! As a child, I had an obsession with Posh Spice — it cost my mum a fortune in saffron. A man walked into a bar — ouch!'

Wilson raised his paw and observed, I've already heard that one!'

'In that case,' TT replied, 'you've been a wonderful audience, and I've been Tiny Toy. Thank you and goodnight!'