22/04/2016

A MYSTERIOUS PARCEL

This morning a parcel arrived, addressed to The Bees!

This is unprecedented, and Wilson had to read the label several times before finally conceding that it wasn't for him.


He is consumed with curiosity, not helped by Polly and Billi being very secretive and refusing to open the package until they are alone...


Tiny Toy, meanwhile, has hit his joke-telling stride, and is reeling off a stream of non-stop one-liners:


'Okay, What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter! Surely every car is a people carrier? Red sky at night: Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night: Day.'


As TT paused for breath, the Johnson Brothers and Anthony applauded him and whooped enthusiastically.


'So,' he resumed, 'Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool — I gave him a glass of water. I changed my password to "incorrect" — so whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".'



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