FURBRUARY

As Wilson finished his breakfast, he elaborated on his Good Idea at some length.

Furbruary will, he explained, be an Awareness Month for Furry Animals — mostly Anteaters and Sloths, but also including ALL furry animals. Even cats and dogs.

'Oh,' he added, 'and Elephants — elephants aren't really furry, but they're wise and adorable! And they're a bit hairy in parts.'

So that's it then. I imagine there will be a lot of signing of Animal Cruelty petitions taking place during Furbruary...