ALL SYSTEMS NOT QUITE GO

Wilson then told me excitedly that he's he's even got someone handling Furbruary promotion in the USA! 

I checked with him it wasn't someone called Trump, and he burst out laughing. 

'What sort of mad person would be called Trump?' he asked. 'Is he some poor person who can't afford to change his name?'

He wandered off into the dining room, still laughing, where he was cornered by The Bees, who wanted to know whether insects will be included in Furbruary? 

'We are undeniably furry,' they pointed out to him, adding, 'We hope you're not going to be Mammalist about this!'

Wilson assured them that ALL furry insects would be included.

Once The Bees had left, though, he started to worry about Hairy Caterpillars — not only are some of them poisonous, he also can't work out whether or not they are really insects or only potential insects...