26/11/2015

SAINT WILSON THE FIRST

Taking a break from his invention (which he told me he will be unveiling tomorrow — I can barely contain my excitement :-/) he has worked through the Tenets of Pastafarianism and announced that he is henceforth to be known as St Wilson 1st of Costa Rica and Uckfield. 

That's a bit of a mouthful, and I shall be applying for a dispensation to address him as Wilson.


Anyway, he's produced a 'Russian Icon' of himself in his Piratical Vestments and carrying a bottle of Communion Malibu (he doesn't like the taste of Rum) to commemorate his sainthood, all labelled up very neatly with his DYMO machine.


He says you should feel free to print it out, stick it to a nice oak or pine plaque and hang it over your bed. 


In a beneficent and Saintly gesture has granted permission to do that for nothing, but if you'd like a signed copy there will be a small fee, in aid of 'ecclesiastical supplies' as he put it.
Probably another bottle of Communion Malibu...
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Yesterday's ANTicipate! answer is: chrysANThemum
Today's ANTicipate! question is: This ANT is a brilliant card game which is educational and fun for all the family. Specially good when played on Xmas night after a couple of glasses of Ant Gin. Also very reasonably priced. What ANT is it?



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