fANTastic NEW GAME

Wilson has proudly shown me the prototype of his new 'Educational Fun for All the Family' card game.
He has named his game, inevitably perhaps, 'fANTastic!' because it is allegedly fANTastic fun to play — guarANTeed.

W has not yet entrusted me with the details of how one actually plays the game, but he says that he will Reveal All tomorrow. I suspect ants are involved. 

I can hardly contain my excitement... Not.

Oh alright — I'm a little bit excited.