W.V. PHONE HOME

Wilson sat on a bench spitting sand out of his mouth for a few minutes, pausing only to remark, 'This is what happens when you eat sandwiches for lunch! Hahaha! SANDwiches! Did you see what… oh never mind.'

When he'd finished he said that, as he was right by a phone box, he thought he might telephone his Mum, Mrs Vermilingua, to tell her about his holiday.

I suggested that he might like to send her a saucy postcard too, like he'd sent to The Bees. 

A shadow passed briefly over W's face and he shuddered. 'I don't think so,' he replied, 'Mrs V is not really a "Saucy Postcard" sort of person…'

Without warning Antony suddenly started giggling uncontrollably. Eventually he got himself under control and gasped, 'SANDwiches! Oh, that's good!'