01/07/2015

The Facts Of Life Part Deux

Bees' Guest Blog

Polly: 'I've found a photo of myself dressed as a princess just before the Queen Bee Selection Battle commenced. Billi didn't take part in this, because she was picketing against Bee Beauty Pageants at the time — she turned up in denim and carrying a placard… and I think that was when I first fell for her. She was such a rebel! Still is!'

The two bees smiled fondly at each other before Polly continued.

'Anyway, so after the big Princess Fight the last bee standing, which wasn't me, obviously, was crowned Queen. That evening she went on a date with the most handsomest boy bee of her choice, and some time later she put some eggs in her special "Queen Cups" — it's very romantic!'

Billi: 'So, now you know all about Bees — next month we'll tell you about The Birds!'

Polly: 'Yes, we'll see you next month with more interesting and educational facts from…' 

Both, in unison: 'The Bees!'


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