Yesterday I hid the iPad in my most secret hiding place. It's the place where I hide Wilson's Xmas and birthday presents and all those 'grown-up' magazines I don't want him to see: science journals with articles about Reality, Consciousness etc. Also, just to be on the safe side, I turned off the Wi-Fi router.
This morning I found Wilson sitting in the living room browsing his email on the iPad!
'How did you get that?' I asked him.
'Oh, good morning, New Dad — I found it in that place where you hide all that stuff you don't want me to see!' he replied cheerfully.
'And the Wi-Fi?'
'I know all the neighbours' passwords. Did you know that some of the neighbours are getting much faster connections than we are? You should think about switching suppliers!'
Yesterday I'd told him I had something to distract him from his on-line virtual life, and today I gave it to him: it's a knitting pattern to make Tiny Clanger.
He loves The Clangers so I hope this will give him something to do with his paws and keep him out of trouble.
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