Just in case the mole made another appearance, Wilson insisted that everyone come and keep watch on the molehills while we went to A&E to have his megaphone removed.
Once everybody had gathered in the garden and been briefed on what to do in the event of a mole-sighting, W and I made yet another trip to the Village Hospital, with yet another embarrassing injury. Wilson must be getting a bit of a reputation with the staff there…
We saw the Triage Nurse as soon as we arrived, then after a bit of a wait, during which time I poked a series of inappropriate snacks from the hospital vending machine into the end of the megaphone, we saw the ER Doctor.
After questioning us about W's mishap, he produced a long feather from his desk drawer and introduced the tickly end into the megaphone. After a good deal of snuffling, Wilson gave an enormous sneeze and the megaphone flew off his nose.
On the way home we called in to Peacocks to buy him a replacement sun hat!
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