Health and Safety

P+B [in unison]: 'Hello! We are The Bees, Polly-B and Billi-B, and this is our guest blog!'

P: 'Today I want to say just two words to you: "Health and Safety".'

B: 'That's three words.'

P: 'I wasn't counting the "and".'

B: I think you should have!'

P: 'It doesn't signify.'

B: 'Nevertheless.'

P: 'We'll discuss it later. Anyway, you will be aware that Wilson recently suffered a nasty injury when he got his sniffer stuck in a megaphone, so I want to tell you one thing: BE VERY CAREFUL when using a megaphone. Don't get anything stuck in it!'

B: 'That's two things!'

P: 'Whatever! Johnson Minor, come out of there or you might get stuck!'

P+B [in unison]: 'Today's guest blog was brought to you by The Bees! Take care and we'll see you next month!'