31/03/2015

Consulting Detective

It has occurred to Wilson that he will never be a millionaire just by drawing a salary, so before throwing in his lot with the Sussex Police Force he's decided to see whether being a Private Detective would pay better — and indeed whether anyone would consult him.

To this end he's designing himself a Business Card along the lines of that greatest of all Consulting Detectives, Mr Sherlock Holmes, which he intends to hand out while we're away on our holidays in order to assess the possible demand for his services.

He is under strict instructions from me not to light his meerschaum pipe in any circumstances!


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