I don't wear many 'Label' clothes, but I was surprised to find this morning when I opened my wardrobe that all my clothes had Gaffer Tape stuck over any visible logos.
I was even more surprised to hear a VERY loud voice coming from downstairs, announcing: 'This is Big Brother — Will New Dad assemble in the kitchen immediately!'
When I arrived I found Wilson addressing me through a megaphone.
'Hello New Dad!' he shouted, 'Big Brother has noticed that you've been looking a bit glum lately, so I've decided to pretend you're in Big Brother on TV — it will be fun and will cheer you up! I have a Secret Task for you…'
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