I was woken this morning by the sound of Wilson playing Roll Out The Barrel very loudly and enthusiastically on his spoons and kazoo, breaking off occasionally to shout, 'Push!' 'Pant!' 'Breathe!' 'I can see the head!' etc.
On going to investigate I was very surprised to find Polly, prone on the kitchen table, apparently giving birth.
As Wilson segued seamlessly into Joe Pasquale's I've Got A Song That'll Get On Your Nerves, Billi explained that W had been so disappointed to miss Piper Bay's birth that she and Polly were re-enacting the occasion so he could experience what it would have been like if he hadn't arrived at the hospital too late and missed it all.
The 'baby' was played by a very excited Johnson Minor, while a bemused Johnson Major looked on.
For 'educational purposes' apparently.
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