07/02/2014

Wilson relates his adventures.

Wilson is gradually getting used to being home again. He told me this morning that he can't sleep if his bed's not rocking as it did on the ship, so he's planning to invent and build a bed-rocking machine. 

He assembled the sTone Brothers and Diesel the Goldfish in the living room so he could tell them all about his holiday. He related quite a few adventures that I can't recall…  such as the time Captain Sørensen summoned him to the Bridge and begged him to take over the driving for a little while so he could have a break. Or when the Mayor of  Lisbon asked him to take their bi-plane up for a test flight. 

His audience was entranced by these tales which, I admit, are based on reality, but clearly a different reality to the one I remember…


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CHECK THIS OUT! 
What with his World Tour, January has been a very busy month for Wilson Vermilingua OBE!
I've just uploaded the latest monthly volume of Ant Wars II: January 2013 so you can catch up on anything you've missed.
Please tell all your friends, as it is Wilson's stated ambition for his life story to be, as he puts it, "As Popular as a cruise to the Canary Islands. Even though I didn't see any canaries."

You can download them or read them online at:
Original photographs of the lovely WILSON are by Tamanduagirl at 

http://www.livingwithanteaters.com/ and are used by kind permission.

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